Yahoo! Goober

Each day I log into my yahoo account to check my electronic mail and to take care of my fantasy baseball and fantasy NASCAR teams...Do not judge, lest ye be judged.

Anyway, a lot of times when I log in, I see this dude:

Right after I gave a mini-lecture on not judging, I'd like to say that this guy looks like a goober.  I think he means well, and I bet he's a great guy.  But he looks like he's either A:  constipated or B: about to poop himself.  That's a forced smile if I've ever seen one.  You're on the front page of Yahoo!, dude.  Show some teeth at least.  And who buys this guy's ties?  --I will not eat green eggs and ham--  But seriously, does this guy get advice from Roy Williams?

Ta-ta for now, suckers.